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02 October 2009 @ 01:43 pm
"I just, I used to have to do this part alone and it was the worst." - Michael Scott  


I HAD to make this picspam cause I have a total bromance (bossmance?) love for Jim and Michael now. Last night's episode was awesooome and hilarious. The ending, with the mugs, I was aw'ing so bad. I love their scenes together. I always wished there were more of them, so here's to hoping my wish comes true. Feel free to discuss Michael/Jim, the scenes, the episode, whatever. Comments are welcomes AND loved ;)





Jim Halpert: Yesterday, we had a meeting about planets.
Michael Scott: Mmm--well to be fair, Jim... James. Jimothy? [Jim nods] To be fair, Jimothy-- ah that sounds weird. Are you ok with being called Jim?
Jim Halpert: I am.
Michael Scott: Alright. Jim, to be fair, the conversation wasn't about planets. At first we were talking about introducing a line of toilet paper. And what part of the human body does one use toilet paper upon? So you draw a line from there to the other planets... and I think by the end we learned a little bit about how small we are.
Jim Halpert: Yes, I agree, and--
Michael Scott: Because it's a big universe and we're all just little tiny specks, of dust.



Jim Halpert: Ok I thought I saw people missing.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Just focus grouping a product expansion idea to these folks. Got one of each.
Jim Halpert: Really. Hey Stanley, what was the last thing Michael said before I came through the door.
Michael Scott: Stanley you don't need to answer that.
Jim Halpert: Stanley?
Stanley: "If you don't smell this you're fired."
Jim Halpert: Ok. Michael, I thought we agreed to not take up people's time with meetings like these.
Michael Scott: What do you mean by "these people"?




Michael Scott: You know there's no easy way to do this. I say we add 1.5% to their paycheques and don't say anything about it.
Jim Halpert: Do you mean like, break-in in the middle of the night and change the numbers on payroll?
Michael Scott: No we can do it during the day. It doesn't have to be that dramatic, Jim.



I've been studying Michael for years and I've condensed what I've learned into this chart. "How Michael Spends His Time." You can see we have "procrastinating," and "distracting others," and this tiny sliver here, is "critical thinking." I made it bigger. So that you could see it.



Michael Scott: If I can just, think this through. If I can just think it exactly right, I can make this perfect. And then I can go down every avenue and every avenue off of that avenue. And then another avenue--
Jim Halpert: Michael!
Michael Scott: And then another...





Michael Scott: [laughing, taking over from Jim] That was good. Ok, alright. Well, we all know it's hard to be a boss, right? You know what? Look around you. These are your best friends. These are the people! Who will open their hearts, to you. They, all, have heart-ons for you. And that is a gift. So in terms of gifts, we should be giving each other gifts. Angela, yes, lend Oscar a cup of sugar.
Angela: What are you talking about! Michael!
Stanley: We just need to hear your plan for our raise.
Michael Scott: My plan... A man. Panama.
Andy: That's not how that goes.
Meredith: You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct--
Jim Halpert: Thank you, Meredith.
Meredith: When he was telling us his dumb-ass plan.
Oscar: We would just like to know what's happening. Are we getting a raise. Yes, or no.
Michael Scott: Alright let me get this clear. Does everybody want a raise?
Everyone: Yes!
Michael Scott: Alright everyone wants a raise so what we're going to do is go into here, and we will not come out until we do.
Oscar: Again that gives us no information.
Phyllis: [as Jim and Michael enter the conference room] This isn't a game you know it's our livelihood!




Kevin: What does a bean mean?
Pam Beesly: Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?
Kevin: Michael, what does a bean mean.
Pam Beesly: Jim?
Jim Halpert: I was just trying to be unbiased.
Kevin: WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN.
Oscar: Would someone please explain to Kevin?
Meredith: Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.
Phyllis: Not according to the beans.



Jim: What?
Michael: Um, nothing. I just, I used to have to do this part alone and it was the worst. I have something I would like to give you. [opens the door]
Office: Michael c'mon! Michael! This isn't fair! [closes door]
Jim: Michael's my only friend left in the office. Except Pam. I think. Is she still upset?
Office: [door opens] Michael! Michael c'mon! Michael you can not just keep avoiding us like this! [door closes]



[Michael gives Jim World's Best Boss mug]
Jim: Thank you.
Michael: You're welcome
Jim: [goes to drink - stops] What's in here?
Michael: [grins] Gin.
[Michael & Jim clank mugs]
Jim: wooph
[knock on door]
Michael & Jim: :) - :(
[more knocking. Michael & Jim stare forward]
[harder knocking - Michael & Jim look at each other]
Michael: Just pretend we're not here.




Check out my other picspams!
The Office Stress Relief Cold Opening SPAM!
Katie Holmes Through the Years SPAM!

Credit:
Quotes: The Office Quotes & jamhalpert(myself)
Caps: RAWR-CAPS.NET
 
 
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undesirable number one: The Office: Hug it out bitchelizabethisboss on October 2nd, 2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
THE BEST PART was when Michael gave Jim the coffee mug. Just a huge AWWW! moment.
the waiting unknown: {office} baby tuna <3jamhalpert on October 2nd, 2009 09:57 pm (UTC)
I KNOW! I loved that scene! Now I'm a total Michael/Jim friendshipper. :)
Taylorboones on October 2nd, 2009 11:39 pm (UTC)
I love this idea.
probably an entertainer thirdidontcaretocare on October 3rd, 2009 12:54 am (UTC)
lmao gosh this episode was hilarious! when michael got jim the mug i almost died, so precious!
pretty picspam bb!!
Dwangieeverycliche131 on October 3rd, 2009 03:19 am (UTC)
AMAZING work!!! love it!
___thecapstone on October 3rd, 2009 10:12 am (UTC)
i just love the idea that michael had been drinking gin from that mug for the last several years
Jenrememberedenx3 on October 3rd, 2009 03:03 pm (UTC)
I loved this episode...great lines and lol at Jim, "I was trying to be unbias" to Pam.

I cheered when I saw the mug!
Jenrememberedenx3 on October 3rd, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
oh and snarky Oscar?? LOVE IT!